Real Housewives of Hooters

Front row: Angela, Nolte (Jenn), Me and Metta (Sadie)
Back row: Stacy (Sunny), Billie Jo, Nikki & Becky

Not bad for bitches in their 30's!!!!

So I did the math, and this was our 13th year annual HOOTERS X-Mas dinner. Angela was right, this started off as a Valentine dinner. As she put it "It was when we didn't date anyone longer than 3 weeks, get us all together, so this way we could get a present!"

The things this group of women have been through together.....Want a list? I was hoping you would ask!!

• break-ups


• make-ups


• prison


• really bad dating choices......I mean really bad. God, If only I could own a giant eraser!


• sex, drugs & rock-n-roll


• barely there outfits


• fancy pants


• vacations


• tattoo's


• marriage


• adultery


• children


• divorce


• more marriages


• long distance moves


• stupid women bullshit


• weight


• gravity


• gray hair(it's been colored of coarse)

The list could go on forever. That's what happens when you have been friends for 14-15 years. Our stories should be made into an HBO special. Way to graphic for regular TV.

I love them all!!! We are the WOMEN OF BENETTON!

I can only hope that Alexia will find a group of friends that she will have for her lifetime.